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[04 Nov 2004|02:46pm]
[ mood | devious ]



its things like this that make katie such a sweet kid

<3 matt

11 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[03 Nov 2004|08:24am]
[ mood | tired ]

i am updating because me and rakel are in the library and she told me to...
kerry better win yo
i have homework to do and shit yo

<3 matty

1 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[12 Oct 2004|05:54pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

yeah so i havnt updated since like 1994

this weekend was pretty sweet... kamron slept over like 3 nights in a row and i hung out with him and brandon and rakel and timmy and greg and matt and a ton of other kids... steve is grounded but hes here right now... i hate fucking school and i havta go there tomorow... :-/ but tomorow is already wednsday so it wont be that bad and i have an easy ass morning so i really dont care that much... i just like to bitch

<3 matt

2 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[19 Sep 2004|10:47am]
i need to do something about this... but im not entirely sure what i can do...


<3 matt
2 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[19 Sep 2004|12:39am]
[ mood | confused ]

so i know this kid kamron, and yeah hes a piss drinker...

skatefest today was pretty neat, i got to see with honor, hawthorne heights, boys night out, minus the bear, and alot more ... it was pretty good, i got to hang out with steve, missy, rakel, brandon, lauren, kamron, beth, jeanine, taylor... and so on... and i had a pretty good time...

steve-o is fucked...

i could probobly write alot more... but im tired and hungry and i need to go to the bathroom... so ill update later

<3 matt

 

 

2 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[18 Sep 2004|10:31am]
[ mood | lonely ]

im bored and i just saw this in rakels journal


1. Take your LJ username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...).

armorforsleep18

1+18+13+15+18+6+15+18+19+12+5+5+16+1+8

2. Add all of the numbers together.
170


3. Add the digits of the number together.
8


4. Find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/armorforsleep18/2912.html

5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.

"list"

6. Use the resulting word in a Google Image Search, and select a picture from the first page and post the results for all of us to see!

what the fuck is that?!!
ok well my computer is gay right now, and i cant paste the picture... but its a picture of a guy with no shirt on bending over...


<3 matt

My penis is in Ohio.

[18 Sep 2004|09:07am]
[ mood | crappy ]

wow man, i just woke up... and i feel like shit, maybe its cause yesterdasy right after school me and steve and brandon and rakel went to skatefest and it was so sick, we so many badass fucking bands... then when brandon droped us off, me and steve decided we were bored... so we went to tinas... ( 12 30 p.m. ) then she didnt answer her door, so steve took her skip-it and we left, we had no where to go so we went to gregs... thats was cool for a little while he gave me a little explosive thing, im gonna fuck shit up with it later... he said its badass... then we went back to my house for a littlw while... we listened to those free cds we got at skatefest most of them were just fake hardcore bands that sound like everyone else and arent that good... some where alright though... but who fucking cares... ( 1 a.m.) then we went to my refrigereator cause we were wicked hungry... no fucking soda! so then we got the worst idea of our lives... ( 1 30 in the fucking morning ) we left my house... walked to honey farms... closed!, walked to lil peach CLOSED NIKKA!, walked to the shell station once again closed as shit... ( 1 45 a.m.) by now were bored and feeling very dumb about ourselves... OH SHIT STEVE I EXCLAIMED cvs is open 24 hours... we went there it took us about an hour... to get there get a fucking soda and start walking home... ( 2 45 a.m. ) i had told steve we should have left a little sooner, but he wanted to sit there and eat his fucking chocolate pretzles... so by now its raining like a fuck... i texted rakel a few times cause maybe she would let us in... but she musty have been sleeping... so me and assface walked from cvs to my house... in the fucking rain... at ( 3 30 a.m. ) we got back to my house... it was liek 4 and my dad was fast fucking asleep... me and steve put our shit in the dryer and went to sleep... kinda... except we didnt go to sleep for like another hour because steve wanted to watch boiling points... so we kinda did... and we kinda slept for like 2 hours.... then timmys alarm starts going off... steve decided he didnt wanna shut it off... so he just pressed snooze... we went back to sleep for like a half hour...and the little fuck started ringing and shit again... then a few more of those... and i decided i was up... so now im updating my journal because i havnt done so in years... and brandon isnt coming until like 11...



<3 matt

6 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[15 Sep 2004|08:26am]
[ mood | tired ]

hey buds...
im in computers right now, with michelle...
michelle is on the head automatica site... there amazing...
i love the way i have nothing to talk about...
i will update later cause im tired right now

<3 matt

4 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[14 Sep 2004|02:58pm]
i havnt updated in a long time...

<3 matt
My penis is in Ohio.

[03 Sep 2004|09:44am]
[ mood | tired but still very happy :-) ]

i havnt updated for a long time again... i need to start remembering to do that
since i did, school started :-/... it actually isnt that bad though.

HOMEROOM - i was so sad when i walked in the first day :-( i only knew like 2 kids... and i hated those 2 kids, and rigth when i decided "wow this is gonna suck" out poped jeanine and then i was happy cause jeanine is the fucking shiznit
A period - i have comeputer... i dont havta do much, my teacher dosnt really care
B period - i was suposed to have a study with rakel, but they changed it... so now i have my study with katie and beth :-)
C period - guitar workshop with taylor and casey
D period - queer math with casey, dont have to do too much work...
E period - the first class of my day that actually requires work, except my history teacher is fucked
LUNCH - with steve and kristin, and i think rakel is there too
F period - lame english with michael jackson
G period - spanish :-( im gonna fail
H period - science isnt really that bad because my teacher is like the chillest person ever, and she dosnt really care about anything... but theres a kid in my class who like shakes when hes angry and he turns red, and he went to the bathroom yesterday and never came back... haha

so i guess it isnt that bad :-/

i need to go get dressed now...

<3 matt

3 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[29 Aug 2004|12:30pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

wow man, i havnt updated in the longest time... since then... i went camping for like a week and it was wicked lame, then i came back and the other day me and steve and jeff and timmy went to laurens and katie and rakel and brandon were there, and missy and cat and a ton of people and we got wing street. then lauren put hot sauce on steves face and like fucked shit up... it was sweet until laurens mom got pissed and kicked us all out... i felt bad... sorry lauren

 last night i went to the movies with beth kirby :-)  shes the best girl ever <3

steves coming over in a little while and then were going to laurens i think

 

<3 matt

My penis is in Ohio.

[11 Aug 2004|01:57pm]
[ mood | tired ]

i havnt updated forever,
uhm yesterday me and steev hung out, we rode our bikes to tinas, and i stole her tbs cd, and her hawthorne heights dvd, and i just watched it, and im listening to the cd now and i love it, then we went back to my house, and hugn out for a while, then we went to 711 and we saw ian and brendon, and then i found a magazine and head automatica was in it, so me and steev read it, and then we got takitos, then we came ack to my house, and timmy was here, he just got his lp, then jess morin came over, and we hung out for a little while, but my dad is an asshole, and he wouldnt come home from wherever he was, and jesses dad didnt want heer here, casue no parents were home and my house is scary, so her and steve left, i think im hanging out with steve later today... ill update again later because i dont really feel like it right now

<3 matt

2 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[31 Jul 2004|10:55am]
[ mood | :-) ]

wow i just thought i would inform all of you guys... of this wonderful news ive found as of late...
livejournal actually has a comunity for poop
its called pooo
and you can talk about... you favorite kind of poo, your experiences with poo, you can even post pictures of your poo... and have other low life douche bags rate your poop...
so if you have no life, no friends, no will to live, and no ability to talk abotu anything but poop i recomend you join that silly ass comunity

<3 matt

3 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[31 Jul 2004|12:19am]
[ mood | i miss her ]

ill build a cave for you, for you to run to
nothing can break through stone, you'll sleep through winter
you'll never feel the cold, years will be all warm
you'll bury yourself when you've had enough, and the world will think that you've just run off, but i'll always know how you chose to go, inside your stone world where winter is broken...
if i could build for you, a magic retreat from
seasons that break your bones, trust me i'd live to
you'll never feel the cold, years will be all warm
you'll bury yourself when you've had enough, and the world will think that you've just run off, but i'll always know how you chose to go, inside your stone world where winter is broken...
trust me i would build for you, a world for you
you'll never feel the cold, years will all warm
you'll bury yourself when you've had enough, and the world will think that you've just run off, but i'll always know how you chose to go, inside your stone world where winter is broken...


im incredibly bored right now... and i miss her alot, and i really wish she would call me, i dont know why she hasnt... but i dont like it...
i hope i talk to her soon

<3 matt

My penis is in Ohio.

[30 Jul 2004|11:11pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

i deicded i was going to update my livejournal, but i dont really feel liek typing a bunch of crap
so...


<3 matt

My penis is in Ohio.

[21 Jul 2004|11:30am]
[ mood | blah ]

yesterday was wicked neat...
i woke up and showered and what not, then i made my grandparents take me to my dads... then i walked to steves to get my skateboard, and skated down to 7/11 and met him and jeff there, we ate some cheap but good food, and then we went back to steves, when we got there we just kinda sat there for a while, then we decided we were all gona go to christines... but then we realized she lives in clinton and we need rides... so jeff went home to take a shower, and i satrted calling people, i called my dad, my mom, bj, scott, jess fucking dudley, even mcgrath ( i dont know why i called him, im pretty sure he cant drive) but eventually i tricked christines mom into coming to pick us up, but the only way she could is if she pikced us up at jeffs... so i took steves scooter and fucking scootered my ass to hudson, all this was to be done in 15 minutes, about half way there my dad was driving down the street, he looked at me and said " what the fuck are you doing retard?" so i got in his truck and he drove me to jeffs, when i got there i told jeff i wanted to play his guitar, but it was horribly not tuned, and i think there was dust on it, casuse he hasnt like even looked at it since like 1994, but with great ease i found a guitar tuner and tuned that shit up, then christine and jackie showed up :-) and we were off, on our way to christines her mom must have told us that her car sucks great quantities of ass like 47 times, i felt bad haha, then we got there and sat outside for a while, but we got bored, so we went inside and watched austin powers, that movies not as funny the 509th time :-/, but it was alright, ( right now my brother is singing message in a bottle by the police, really loud in my ears... he kinda knows the words) yeah so uhm... i forgot what i was talking about... oh yeah, we kinda watched austin powers, but kinda not, either way wit was neat, JEFF DIETZ FUCKING LOVES IT, and then christines mom told us she was tired so we had to go outside, so we went outside and waited for my dad to pick us up, but he got lost and drove by about 5 times without finding us, so we kinda stayed like an hour and a half later than we were supposed to but whatever... then i came home and timmy was on the phone with maura, and my dad tried to ride steev scooter, i think he borke his ass, then i went to sleep, i woke up this morning about 20 minutes ago, me and jeff were gonna hang oput with jackie and christine again today, but my mom is being an asshole so, it looks like we arent... sorry guys, i odnt realyl liek my mom that much :-/ maybe we can hang out tomorow



<3 matt

3 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[16 Jul 2004|12:34pm]
write ten comments to ten different people, expressing what you feel about them. it can be nice, mean, sad, happy or just plain goofy. don't tell who gets which one.

1. you are incredible, i love you, you are by far one of the coolest kids ive ever met, you make me so happy, your not even in california yet and i miss you
<3 o-:

2. man yuour a fucking pimp and a half, score that maura ass nigger score it. and taylor too, your sweet man

3. you are let alone god, thats about it, your the best cousin ever

4. man you are an animal, nothing better than the magicback with you man, your insane. always a good time...

5. i havnt known you that long, but it seems like ive known you forever, your fuckign amazing, your a great friend, your wicked {]D[]{]\/[][]D, great fun in maine, even if you forgot who i was for a little while... its cool

6. havnt known you too long either, met you same time as number 5 actually, your really cool, and long live the blorange juice.

7. your sweet man, your sweet, even if your a true mother fucker, your sweet man

8. yeah your pretty cool too, even if your lp says your a girl

9. you are one fucked up kid, thats for sure, haha but your insanely cool, even if your banned from my house, we didnt fuck it up that bad, we only nailed a christmas orniment to the wall in the living room, climbed on the roof to get the knives we threw there, and covered the floors with stuffing mix... wall to wall, its alright man, ill sweet talk to my dad haha

10. 10 and 1 are going to be the same person, because shes amazing and shes deserves 2 spaces :-)


<3 matt
8 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[11 Jul 2004|12:32pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have a fuck-a-thon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.


i havnt updated for a long time.
i was in maine... maine sucks... fuck that shit
now im back and for some reason im happy to be in this shitty ass town of ours...
oh and just for the record... my cell phone is shut off until i pay my $650 bill, so dont like call it or anything

<3 matt

4 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

my new bad ass set up [20 Jun 2004|08:49pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

katie just fixed my journal
she made it wicked bad ass
i love it...
HAPPY FATHERS DAY NIKKA
<3 matt

4 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

[19 Jun 2004|06:04pm]
[ mood | bored ]

wow... im so fucking bored right now
ive been sitting at my computer for the past 2 hours... and i spent the last 10 minutes of it learning how to play the jeopardy theme song on my guitar...
i think im gunna go kill myself now :-/...
my samba is a monster...
katies capucci will eat you...
so on and so forth...
<3 matt

9 softXcore. My penis is in Ohio.

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